Tuesday 1 February 2011

Do blondes really have more fun?



Katie Price, AKA Jordan, AKA ex Mrs Andre and now ex Mrs Reid to be. Is she possibly the most hated person in Britain at the moment? So just to recap, she married Peter Andre in a whirlwind wedding after the pair got together during ‘I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’, whilst the world thought everything was going great for this bizarre couple, (Still, I suppose, stranger things have happened) shortly after two gorgeous children later, Mr Andre and Ms Price get a nasty divorce. Needless, to say, I for one, wasn’t surprised. In fact, I wish I had betted on it, could have brought myself that fabulous Chanel bag I keep lusting after…..



In typical Jordan style, the drag queen ahem sorry, former glamour model publically had a bitter divorce feud with Andre. He said black, she said white, he did Cava, she did Cristal, the doting dad stayed at home with the kids, (Partially blind Harvey included from her previous relationship with Dwight Yorke) and she partied until 5am and often publically flirted with other men. And the surgically enhanced model even threw a ‘divorce’ party if the rumours are anything to go by. Whatever her ex-husband did, she did it twice as bigger and better, and she no doubt cashed in on it all too.


For a while though, there was the whole ‘will they/ wont they’ get back together hoo- haa. It became tedious and so, I stopped reading the stories. Indeed, there were far more bigger and better things to read up on. The next thing you know, she had a ‘quickie’ wedding to cage fighter Alex Reid in Las Vegas. Apparently, no one, not even the GROOM TO BE himself knew of the wicked plan she had hatched. What were her motives? Was this another ridiculous story the media could print on her? It all happened so fast, quicker than you could say ‘Mysterious Girl’. But this was Katie Price; and she was capable of anything….


Surely, it had all happened too quickly though, I mean surely the ink hadn’t yet dried on her divorce papers and there she was saying ‘I do’ to yet another poor, naïve (he doesn’t know what he has let himself in for) man?


It was far too good to be true. Pictures of the two publically canoodling, family outings, was it all a big fat publicity stunt? Not so long later, the cracks began to show, the pair couldn’t get their stories straight, she often tweeted of a ‘marriage crisis’ whilst he claimed everything was 'fine'. As if that wasnt enough, she also accused him of shooting blanks and frequently told the papers how 'frustrated' she was at not getting pregnant as she was desperate for another baby. (Yawns!).


Peter Andre, by now had well and truly moved on and good on him. His career went from strength to strength and so did his fan base. It was clear, the majority of the public were ‘Team Pete’ On the other hand, Katie Price was often pictured in the media for all the wrong reasons. Whilst she surprisingly hasn’t been pictured looking worse for wear falling out of nightclubs like her former alter ego Jordan, she was however pictured getting cosy with young hunky boxing champion Amir Khan. On several occasions, she was pictured minus her wedding ring. The so- called married couple were hardly seen together in public and in true celebrity style, they even had a ‘make or break’ holiday to Egypt, no doubt staying at a luxurious hotel on a luxurious beach sipping luxurious cocktails which still didnt do the trick.....a bouquet of flowers is usually enough for the majority of us!





It later emerged that ex Peter Andre was happily dating sexy Spanish Ultimo model, better known as ex WAG, Elen Rivas, the former long term partner of footballer Frank Lampard. The mum of two is said to be a‘classier’ version of Katie Price and she even shares Peter Andre’s passion for food, rather than just “Eating a packet of chocolate biscuits”, as he said in his New magazine column, where he was clearly referring to his ex-wife. No doubt, the news of her ex-husband’s new lover infuriated her, if it wasn’t for the hundreds of pounds worth of Botox, she would have actually expressed her true emotions.
The beautiful new happy couple were recently pictured getting affectionate with one another for the first time in three months. Ah bless! I, for one, couldn’t be happier for Pete. What’s more, they both have two children from previous relationships not to mention ex partners, so they couldn’t be better suited if you ask me. (With a mix of Greek and Spanish blood, can you imagine just how gorgeous their children would be? *Wonders*)



So its clear, marriage number 2 was officially over for Katie Price. Was history repeating itself? Was this some kind of déjà vu for you and me? Two failed marriages, Ms Price has yet done it again. She should get an award really. 

She recently went to a ski resort in Switzerland where the mum of three openly flirted with polo players whilst she was promoting her new equestrian range. Whats more pathetic though, Alex Reid is STILL living in the marital home he once shared with his wife. Apparently, he wants to have his fair share of the money he is (Wait for it.....)‘entitled’ to, whether his lawyers advised him to stay put or not for his 'financial reward' is another story.


However, it’s really Katie Price I feel sorry for in all of this though. Peter Andre has well and truly moved on. In good time, so will Alex Reid. Will she ever find the man of her dreams? Somebody with whom she can take a back seat with for once?Such a man that cannot be ‘controlled’ by her? Does such a man exist even? Is there one that can see past her fame and fortune? And what about the poor children? A doting dad they may still have, but can the same be said for their mother? Straightening daughter Princess Tiaammi’s hair at the tender age of three? Fake eyelashes?A mini-me? Need I go on? Peter continuously expressed his outrage and disgust at this (amongst other things) and rightly so.

Determined to get some of the limelight back on her, (is it of any surprise!) Katie Price decided to dye her hair (well extensions) back to platinum blonde. Was she trying to make a statement here? Which goes onto my next question- do blondes really have more fun?